eyeball licker
eyeball licker by m&m January 25, 2005
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California Eyedrops
The sexual act of ejaculating in a man/woman's eyeball, specifically using the last remaining drops of semen, aiming for the target's pupils.
1: Dude, I gave my girlfriend a nasty dose of California Eyedrops last night.
2: Nice man!
1. I know, she didn't even see it coming!
2: Nice man!
1. I know, she didn't even see it coming!
California Eyedrops by CaliforniaMan August 15, 2010
Christian Eyes
You can always tell if someone is a "Born-again,""Pentacostal" or "Evangelical" Christian by looking in their eyes. In the eyes of these people, you see total self-assuredness, unabashed smugness and a general sense of superior virtue.
Christian Eyes, to the non-Christian, have an eerie glow or shine that makes one feel as though something terrible is about to happen.
Christian Eyes, to the non-Christian, have an eerie glow or shine that makes one feel as though something terrible is about to happen.
"You can tell Sarah Palin is a Christian because she has Christian Eyes. It weirds me out."
"I was just walking along, minding my own business and then some guy with Christian Eyes looked at me and I felt really uncomfortable."
"I was just walking along, minding my own business and then some guy with Christian Eyes looked at me and I felt really uncomfortable."
Christian Eyes by Savage Parcel January 31, 2010
crooked eye
When somebody gives you a look with one particular eye almost as if they have a lazy eye because they find you or your children annoying.
crooked eye by Dolores Machado January 4, 2010
Private Eye
Satirical British magazine edited by Ian Hislop which specialises in exposing highbrow political scandal and making cheap nob gags. Very funny and well worth reading.
Private Eye by Ian Chode June 5, 2003
rolling eyes
rolling eyes by DAvi17 July 15, 2006