when your girlfriend goes to the aqua park behind your back with 5 other guys and you apologise to her
by jetskihater55 June 7, 2025
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by Daddy word smith July 14, 2025
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by sereklover33 October 1, 2025
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by Hym Iam October 11, 2025
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by Guc1er November 29, 2025
Get the Kentucky Fried Cuck mug.A debunked myth that started spreading in videos where people put cucumbers behind their cat(s) while they're eating, causing them to jump in fear when they turn around and see it.
Cats Vs. Cucumbers is a common and popular way to scare cats, leading people to believe they are scared of cucumbers because they look like snakes. However, as previously stated, this is a myth; and it couldn't be farther from the truth.
The truth is, the reason they freak out is because they don't expect it to be there, because it wasn't there to begin with. You can put ANYTHING behind a cat when they're not paying attention to you, and it will yield the same result.
The truth is, the reason they freak out is because they don't expect it to be there, because it wasn't there to begin with. You can put ANYTHING behind a cat when they're not paying attention to you, and it will yield the same result.
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Xavier 1: Hate 2 break it to ya, but I wore them first. ME bequeefed THEE, the psychopathological hand-you-downs.
Xavier 2: So YOU'RE the one who stained them!
Xavier 1: Whoever found it, browned it!
Xavier 2: You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me? But it's too late; You Snoze, You Loze.
Xavier 1: You sleeped. You weeped.
Xavier 2: You naple, you get slaple.
Xavier 1: You slumber, a cucumber!
Xavier 2: You catch up on some zeds, you get out of my heads!
Xavier 2: You slumber, ham-BURGER I DON'T WANNA TALK AB
Xavier 1: Hate 2 break it to ya, but I wore them first. ME bequeefed THEE, the psychopathological hand-you-downs.
Xavier 2: So YOU'RE the one who stained them!
Xavier 1: Whoever found it, browned it!
Xavier 2: You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me? But it's too late; You Snoze, You Loze.
Xavier 1: You sleeped. You weeped.
Xavier 2: You naple, you get slaple.
Xavier 1: You slumber, a cucumber!
Xavier 2: You catch up on some zeds, you get out of my heads!
Xavier 2: You slumber, ham-BURGER I DON'T WANNA TALK AB
by R3APT0KYO December 19, 2023
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