Brain Boner

An idea.

I had a raging brain boner the other day. Space Suits for cats is a good idea, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

by earlgreytea23 November 23, 2018

Brain

A fucking little piece of shit that makes your body work. It’s good for that and that’s it. Because then it decides let’s have the same fucking dream three days in a row and have be about a shit ass girl at school. It decides ok this happened let’s think about that for the next 4 years.

My brain is so annoying

by Hey it’s me Carl chill! chill! November 23, 2018

Brain Fart

A term one uses when they can't remember anything and are just overall feeling awfully stupid today. When you are trying to solve a math problem, but you completely forget what to do.

Girl #1: Uggh this math homework is giving me a headache.
Girl #2: It's not that hard, we just learned this all in class today.

Girl #1: Yeah, but right now I'm having the biggest brain fart.

by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018

Brain

A lump in your head that makes you sad.

"Damn, I hate my brain."

by sayimsei March 17, 2019

Braindead

To have no working brain

He was so braindead he couldn’t speak

by T.Trudi March 25, 2019

Braineshed

When you're told something ahead of time constantly, but forget about it when the time actually comes.

Dillon: Bruh, you promised you would pick up my grandma at the airport yesterday.

Billy: Oof, I guess I got braineshed

by willywonkaboi April 26, 2019

brain-assed

(adj) a brain-assed person is a person that finds others suffering material for sarcasm

oh, have you seen Rana's last post? she is a total brain-assed

by judgers'judge April 26, 2019