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something michael lucier doesn’t have, or when someone says something really stupid
person 1: did you know countries and continents aren’t the same?
person 2: brain??
brain by idfkwhattoputforthis June 16, 2019
A necessary component of one's body that allows the user to form logical thoughts and perform actions. Recent studies report that people's sisters are the only known organisms that can live without a brain. Instead, inside their heads are pieces of big chungus's belly fat, which creates the power of stupidity which feeds their damned souls.
Doctor: What are your hobbies?
Stupid sister: NyAAaaAAaAA
Brother: What's wrong with her, Doc?
Doctor: I'm afraid she has no brain at all. I'm sorry. There's nothing we can do.

Brother: What's that like?
Docter: It's like she has autism and down syndrome and times that by 1000.
brain by xXNeedForWeedXx July 29, 2019

Brain-farting 

Brain-farting is when your brain farts in reaction to something hilarious.

Brain-farted is when your brain lagged
Your joke was so Brain-farting

I was daydreaming at my maths class until my teacher surprised me with a question and I legit Brain-farted

Brain Scope 1 

The illusion you are living a normal lidlfe until you wake up in a hospital realising you failed suicide 4 months ago and you survived.
Brain Scope 1 by Vortex Define August 13, 2019

Braindeeps 

1- A term cteated to describe the act of a head-rushed event, cause by lack of oxygen in the brain, after being in a position where the head gets little blood flowing threw.
2-A word created to simplify a term of picking someone's thoughts, as to how know what a person, and or animals might be thinking when when approach with an unexpected expression.
P1- Wow I got braindeeps by the girl I like.
P2- Do you mean that all of your attention goes to her.
P1- No quite, she wanted the purpose of my thoughts.
P2- I like a straight shooter girl, but I can tolerate a rooky.
P1- I hear what you mean bro, brain picking is a thing but braindeeping took it all, Braindeeps is the new slang word for the act of enjoying someone's thoughts or by versa...
P2- Hahahaha agreed say nomore.

Brain Bucket

A bucket used to make clean up easier if someone dies and their Brain fell out because brains are hard to clean up.
The medic was Glad that the motorist was wearing a brain bucket because it made it easier to clean up his brains.
Brain Bucket by Philturn August 24, 2019