granola top

A bland bisexual man

Shannon look at the granola top standing by the bar.

granola top by Yougaybastard March 28, 2020

trauma top 

A top who only gives during sex, and never receives due to PTSD or other traumatic experiences. This could include dysphoria or extreme insecurity.

Jack: Yo, did you go down on her?
Jill: Nah, she wouldn't let me, she's a trauma top.

trauma top by carol aird April 20, 2020

Frosty top 

The extreme cool sensation you get when you get your dick sucked by someone who has recently used Listerine or a minty toothpaste.

Whenever I see my girl brushing her teeth I make sure to make a move so I can get that frosty top special.

Frosty top by Extremesatan May 22, 2020

Foot Top 

Someone who will be a receiver of foot stuff (i.e. footjobs, toe sucking, etc.) but will never perform it on another person

I sucked Jessie's toes last night but she wouldn't suck mine, she's such a foot top

Foot Top by yurabai July 17, 2020

Platonic Top 

The one friend that you or someone else always follows around, they're usually the ones that come up with the plans, handle alot of the problems, and are generally atleast slightly more extroverted than you.

"I can't think of anything to do, I'll ask Richard, he's the platonic top of this friendship so he's most likely got plans for us.

Platonic Top by Azeban September 12, 2020

Rida top dog 

It’s an IDOT which is a dog but a humon.its a new spieces.The top dog.The tecnacal term for IDOT.

I am acting like a RIDA top dog.

Rida top dog by RIDA TOP DOG September 22, 2020

Wheely top 

When you get a blow job from a girl in a wheel chair.

"My legs are broken can you give me wheely top"

Wheely top by Wheels2003 September 29, 2020