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Chris

Chris is the kind of guy who babysits you for a month only to end up in a committed relationship. He likes women, but loves their children even more. If he is you're teacher, you may end up in court (he can't help himself)
1. Mommy I'm getting a new daddy after all! Mr. Chris said I could call him that anytime!

2. Don't bike around that house sweetie, I can't afford you getting AIDS this young.
by HOLLABBHOLLA May 11, 2017
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Chris

Chris is a boy who plays with girls emotions.but not all Chris are like that some are. But he would always protect you. And he would treat you like a queen.
Chris will never let you get hurt accept if there's clowns.
by Letty Montrose April 23, 2019
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The Chris Cycle

A philosophical concept created by Ryn Ramz in an effort to explain the arguing methods of Chris Sanchez. The cycle can be dissolved down to this:
1. Make an argument
2. Get Proven Wrong.
3. Say "no"
4. Say "but..." and then present a new argument or arbitrary fact.
5. Repeat
Not to be confused with the historical revisionist concept of The Keegan Cycle invented in an attempt to defame keegan by the notorious Chris Sanchez.
"Traps are not gay."
"No.... Jesus was a vegetable"
"You're just using the Chris Cycle!"
by HighlyFunctionalAutism October 18, 2018
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chris and ysabel

the perfect couple that had it awkward in the beginning but ended up perfectly perfect for each other
i wish i had a relationship like chris and ysabel
by ysabely November 4, 2017
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Chris loves David

The act of the Chriss loving the Davids.
"See Chris over there, he loves David. Chris loves David"
by BurgundysauceBackwards February 27, 2022
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Chris

Has a limp dick .
Chris has such a limp dick he would fuck his pucker hole but his dick is to small.
by Yourmainmanpatricia July 25, 2019
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