dirty job 

When you have 69 with a girl and while shes sucking your dick she takes a shit on your face and then she smushes it all over your face. often a funny thing to do is send in the video tape to "Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe" and laugh your ass ohh.

hey babe, give me a dirty job.

dirty job by dancingdildinos June 9, 2007

Blow job 

When a man demands that his girlfriend get on her knees, pull his pants down with her teeth, and suck his dick. (I'll tell you how in the example. ) something men love.

This is how you do it

First you pull his pants down with your teeth, then you lick/suck the head of his dick, next you slowly make your way down his dick, after that you deep throat, and finally when he cum in your mouth SWALLOW ALL OF THE CUM EVEN IF YOUR BEING FORCED TO SUCK HIS DICK! DAMNIT WOMEN IT IS SO FUCKING SEXY WHEN YOU SWALLOW! And your done unless he puts you on the bed and starts FUCKING you. All it is is you ducking a man's dick OK.

A blow job is you sucking sick.

Blow job by Why the fuck November 20, 2018

Swag Job

When you are about to receive head from three extremely atrractive girls but remain unable to get an erection. It is extremely embarassing and may lead to questions about your sexuality. You nickname must be Swag for it to be a true Swag Job.

Vj: "Dude i heard he couldnt get hard for julia when she tried to pipe him"
L-Dub : "Son it was Julia, Gabby, AND Anita that were gonna pipe him."
Vj : "You mean he couldnt get hard for three girls about to pipe him?!"
L-Dub "Yeahhhhh son!"
Vj : "Wow he totaly got a Swag Job"

Swag Job by Vj and L-Dub August 11, 2008

park job

Performing sexual favors or acts while in or on a car. Most often used when describing actions taking place on the back seat. Can be used to describe acts by a man or a woman.

"Mark gave Jenny a park job in the back of his Toyota."

park job by Jaie July 3, 2007

Park Job

When a guy parks his car, and a girl gives him a blowjob.

Tucker: "Kevin totally gave me a Park Job yesterday."

Emily: "ho."

Park Job by cheenzasm December 21, 2008

scrape job 

shaving

john needed to give himself a scrape job

judy was going to give her legs a scrape job

scrape job by michael foolsley December 22, 2009

bovine plate job

A woman, who looks like a cow, squats over a glass-topped coffee table and defacates while you watch, lying on your back with your face leering up at her ass.

While I was passed-out drunk on the bathroom floor, I managed to open one eye just as a large woman was preparing to use the facility. I thought I was in the middle of a bovine plate job.

bovine plate job by Joe Beets January 4, 2009