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Hairy Duke

When a man is administered anal cunnilingus whilst his partner accurately excerpts Duke Nukem quotes.
While giving me a Hairy Duke, my girlfriend regrettably said "Blow it out your ass".
by Chancellor Palpatine September 23, 2011
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Hairy Crotch Pooch

noun: a hairy buldge in the crotch area on indians.
Wow, that indian has a really hairy crotch pooch. Let's shave it off and make mittens out of it.
by Leteya February 9, 2005
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Hairy Belt Buckle

When one pulls up and hangs testicles and scrotum over the top of their pants, ensuring the penis stays hidden from view.
It is customary to draw the attention of unwitting bystanders to it.
Hands must not be securing the buckle in place.
That bastard Nathan burnt me with a hairy belt buckle this morning.
by JonnyDiamonds January 28, 2009
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hairy ass

an ass that has imense amounts of hair on it
one time Dj leaned over in english class and me and giselle gasped as we saw a big fat hairy ass pop out at us our eyes started to tear as we stared with disgust
by katie April 13, 2004
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Harrypothesis

A proposed scientific hypothesis that is more in the realm of Harry Potter than actual science.
Many considered the conjecture that the apparent wind created by the motion of a treadmill was the same as natural wind created by pressure gradients to be just another Harrypothesis.
by recursive prophet February 26, 2010
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hairy dogs cock

a male penis that is very hairy
"Do you suck hairy dogs cocks"
by jon June 19, 2004
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Ed Hardy

A clothing line designed by a 'designer' by the name of Christian Audiger. Most often featuring pictures of skulls and flowers sometimes with crystals or sequins sewn onto the shirts so one can look like a disco ball florist. You can often see fat girls wearing ed hardy or a jacked up broski wearing it often with a fat girl on his arm along with his tribal tattoo.

In the past these people wore a brand known as 'Von Dutch', which at the time they felt was just as cool. These people believe it is fashionable because it is 'more expensive' than other brands but don't be fooled, if you live in a trailer park you too can afford an Ed Hardy T-shirt. The same Ed Hardy tshirts found in 'fashion' outlets can be found at T.J Maxx for 10$.

There is no hope for people who wear Ed Hardy. They will tell you 'not to bash Ed Hardy just because you can't afford it', though you can, you just have better style and you don't want to pay money to look like a douchebag. This does not get through to these people, so you should not bother arguing with them but instead tell them the fake diamonds on their hat really bring out the blue in their eyes.

Also see: Dom Rebel, Affliction and Tapout
Hardy-on: I got no style, I got no class, I wear Ed Hardy and I get no ass!
by TheMcRealDeal August 27, 2009
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