Hyperstatic Equilibrium Dickalingus

A condition that occurs after chaffing from fucking a balloon.

Dude I think I got hyperstatic equilibrium dickalingus after fucking that balloon.

by UnknownKage January 10, 2024

conflict of dicktrest

When you're getting that good good so good, that your delulu becomes your trululu, which becomes your solulu.

Chris and Ian brought Moriah into their beef, but Liz called shade because of her conflict of dicktrest with Ian: They've been shagging for six months as a mutual rebound.

by bo$$a$$bitch290596 March 15, 2024

Jim Alan Dickson

The fuckin goat

Jim Alan Dickson: "I shat myself and it was gooey"
Person 2: "nigga is so cool"

by Fat Johnson June 10, 2024

Trickshots without dickshots

What someone says when you try to get a trickshot and pull it off, without making a dick of yourself.

Ah fuck, I missed.

Ah, you know what they said: can’t have trickshots without dickshots.

by Wobblysausage June 22, 2024

Fall of the Dicktator

The act of making someone horny, then naming various terrible political figures to prolong completion.

We were getting close so I played some Fall of the Dicktator and whispered “Margaret Thatcher, Benito Mussolini, Joseph Stalin ” in his ear and we went for 5 minutes longer than normal!

by Phire December 4, 2024

shoot some dicks

Play Fortnite

This games sucks, lets go shoot some dicks.

I was shootin' some dicks earlier and was slayin. Shit was tight.

Yo buddy! Wanna shoot some dicks!?

by AlphaWintermute January 25, 2025

Get your dicks up

To turn up

To party harder

We the bum fight crew bitches! Get your dicks up viva Las Vegas!
When you star you can do things you never thought possible

by Rocheman4280 March 17, 2026