The cowardly act of physically assaulting someone and then reporting the victim to the police whenever he/she retaliates in defense.
Police Officer:We just got a report that you just assaulted someone. Please explain to me the reason for your action.
Suspect: I was not the one that assaulted him, I was just walking around minding my own business. I was the victim of a hit n snitch.
Suspect: I was not the one that assaulted him, I was just walking around minding my own business. I was the victim of a hit n snitch.
by redelman43199 June 7, 2011

A way to describe how bad things are or will be and the effects will be widespread. Yes, when shit hits the fan its bad and only get on you, but when it hits the ceiling fan it's getting on everyone and everything.
Did you do your part of the homework?
No, dude! Shit hit the ceiling fan and now everything is mess up!
No, dude! Shit hit the ceiling fan and now everything is mess up!
by INCYCShow March 11, 2022

"poop"
*gets mad*
*laughs*
"im gonna hit spick spackle to fuck out of you in a sec bitch"
*gets scared, runs away lickety split*
*gets mad*
*laughs*
"im gonna hit spick spackle to fuck out of you in a sec bitch"
*gets scared, runs away lickety split*
by XxSlenderChipxX September 27, 2021

I was in so much ecstasy when SHIT HITS THE FAN. as the best part is the DRYING EFFECT AND THE SHIT FUMES together.
by SAY THE WORD SHIT August 19, 2021

A powerful hit of crack cocaine which causes such a numbness of the mouth that the jaw fills with saliva. The user then applies the saliva to perform an excellent blow job or hand job using the product for lubrication.
by Used2Bscrubs August 9, 2024

by Sexydimma September 21, 2022

When you report on a story that doesn't pan out, then don't issue an apology and just report on something else.
by Sexydimma September 29, 2022
