Murphy Brown

The act of picking a murf and having some crap get stuck on your underwear.

Bill got a Murphy Brown after picking his murf since he doesn't wipe his ass properly.

by rj88 October 24, 2011

Brown Cow

a ridiculously fat brown woman

Rana is a brown cow

by UrbanArrow January 29, 2009

brown circus

A plague that hits unsuspecting office workers; especially after lunch or on long weekends. Watch out, or you might get brown circused too!

Greg gets the brown circus up to 6 times a day.

by achbee anonymous May 12, 2009

brown makeup

When drying arse crack with towel after shower a smudge of poo ends up on it.

I was drying off using my mums best towels and got into trouble for applying brown makeup

by Paul Burns October 12, 2007

brown popsicle

to stick a freezing popsicle up a girl/guys ass to hear the screams of discontent among the partner

wanna lick of my brown popsicle?

by crimey mclawbreakerson October 23, 2007

Chris Browned

To have been beaten by your boyfriend.

Stop talking shit girl before I Chris Brown you.

Oh snap, did you hear? She got Chris Browned yesterday. So sad.

by FoulMouth4eva February 27, 2009

Brown Dog

When a girl/guy shits on a guy's penis during anal sex.

Guy: Bitch, you just Brown Dogged me!
Girl: Sorry, I forgot to shit before we got in bed.

by D-BoyFresh2011 August 15, 2015