torch of love

The male organ responsible for copulation and urination--in other words, a penis.

Because she had felt of his body in full cry, and therefore appreciated the ampleness of his...credentials, Elizabeth had harboured a certainty she would not be taken unawares when she saw them. Yet, she could not help but stare (by reason of its tumescence, his torch of love just so happened to be trained directly upon her and it was difficult to disregard). {Mr. Darcy Takes a Wife, Linda Berdoll}

by parkanian July 20, 2008

Torch The Atlantic

A sick as hardcore band that started on the sunshine coast, Australia.

Friend 1 - Have you heard of Torch The Atlantic?
Friend 2 - Why yes i have, I hear they pull some wicked shows!
Friend 1 - Yeah, They sure do!

by Daniel TTA January 12, 2008

toucaphant

A person with large ears and a large nose. Usually surrounded by its tribe of toucaphants willing to attack any living being with vagina! Commen to Liam's.

Dont get them angry because the toucaphants will shoot tiny droplets of toucapoops at you.

by Bum Fluff January 13, 2008

tomchel

A word meaning the ultimate sex.
Virgin mary meets the man of her life.

chel-' OMG last night i experienced a tomchel'
cassandra- 'WTF, omgz'
tom- i am a sex master, what can i say?

by margarett April 10, 2008

tough puppy

A British slang term signifying hard luck or misfortune. Usually used humorously; also used to needle.

I say! My daughter Estella has run off with a blacksmith's boy!

Well, tough puppy, Miss Havisham.

by benbisley June 27, 2008

Toucansamly

1. Has a Overly Large nose
2.Spews rainbow colors

"My sister Danae is so toucansamly"
"your so toucansamly that it burns my retnas"

by Lindsay L. August 3, 2008

Tough Junk

A term used to call something cool; while also sounding rather redonkulous. Tough Junk is a slang which was created in a high school classroom for the purpose of needing a new phrase and trying to make it popular.

*Whistle* Whoa! That new shirt you bought is tough junk!

by EESSGifted0809 May 1, 2009