fuck fuck fuckity fuck 

often an expression used for ones self. When you have done something wrong thats usually ve simple, I.e threading a needle in a hurry.

Miss one " ow bugger"
Miss two " fuck"
Miss three " fuck it"
miss four "fuckin ell"
(now your feelin stupid n time is gatting on)
(your thought- why am I so kin dull? you start to grin at your own stupidness))
Miss five "owwwwa Fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck" (grin)(try again!!)

fuck fuck fuckity fuck by Fat Bob September 28, 2006

fuck tard 

Abbreviation for someone who is a fucking retard.

That boy who tried to crawl in the backdoor of that camel sure is a fucktard.

fuck tard by sheebus April 18, 2005

fuck palace 

noun; Where you live. Any plot of land under your ownership with which you take scandalous women to have promiscuous, unprotected sex.

"Ay, girl. Do you want to come back to my fuck palace? But my mom lives there."

fuck palace by chandizl December 22, 2008

Fuck a monkey 

1. An exclamation of frustration
2. An exclamation of awesomeness
3. A dismissal
4. To totally suck at something
5. Something you say when there's nothing else to say
6. To have sexual intercourse with a primate

1. "Why won't this thing work??? Argh, fuck a monkey!"
2. "How 'bout that GWAR concert last night?" "Fuck a monkey, that was awesome!"
3. Dumbass walking in on conversation: "You like GWAR??? You guys are sickos!" Guys: "Oh, go fuck a monkey!"
4. *Awkward silence* "Fuck a monkey!"
5. "Man, I fuck a monkey at this!"
6. "I gotta go to the zoo and fuck a monkey."

Fuck a monkey by Blood Seraph December 13, 2008

fuck off big 

'Fuck off big,' can be used in place of 'large,' 'massive,' fucking huge,' and 'gigantic.'

Adds extra 'punch' to a sentence.

Also: 'Fuck off long,' 'Fuck off expensive,' etc.

'Mate, that is a fuck off big hill, and we have to walk up it!'

'I almost got killed by a fuck off big log truck up the lakes!'

Fred: 'Lets cross that river man.'
Bill: 'Nah, that is a fuck off long way, surely we will drown.'

fuck off big by Tim J F November 7, 2005

fuck a goat 

an expression used to show aggression towards another person. This term is used repeatedly by the Indian characters in "The Forty Year Old Virgin."

*Yo, why are you so goddamn good at poker?
*I play a couple hours online every night.
*Well then fuck this, I'm sick of losing my money. Go fuck a goat!

fuck a goat by Atom Bom December 9, 2007

fuck, fight, or hold the light

A better way to ask, "fish or cut bait" or "piss or get off the pot"; in other words, to tell someone to be decisive in making a decision.

Literally it probably refers to a situation where you're competing for a woman with another guy.

In other words: "Are you going to fuck her(ie. win), fight him(ie. TRY to win), or hold a light up for his convenience while he fucks her?(ie. be a total loser)"

Sort of a takeoff on the whole "fight or flee" natural evolutionary response.

John: Yo, Ron, it's your turn to bet!
Ron: I'm thinking
Ray: Enough thinking, already! Look - either fuck, fight, or hold the light!

fuck, fight, or hold the light by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 10, 2008