When you take a dump on a lovers chest, then ejaculates on top, then punching them in the face so the blood and semen mixes.Then tuck in.
by Bob0 October 21, 2013
a baby made between a male and a female in college who are clearly very hungry and have nothing better to do than reproduce. like bunnies, duh,
"snacky cakes, snacky cakes!"
brit: "did you see cozy and mitch's baby?"
sofia: "yeah, what's his name?"
brit: "snacky cakes! they were hungry"
brit: "did you see cozy and mitch's baby?"
sofia: "yeah, what's his name?"
brit: "snacky cakes! they were hungry"
by the cat's meow! November 03, 2010
when a male clown does a reach around on another guy while simultaneously slipping a pinky with powdered sugar in his ass
The circus wasn't too bad because they were giving free Fresno funnel cakes to anyone that buried their head in a pile of elephant shit.
by Bracco September 06, 2008
A discreet euphemism for sexual activities exclusively between English speaking Asian people.
Note: If activities are homosexual in any way then nuts must be mentioned, commonly walnuts.
Note: If activities are homosexual in any way then nuts must be mentioned, commonly walnuts.
C: I'm just going off for a bit of coffee cake.
T: Alright! Bring us back a piece.
C: Don't tell anyone, but I fancy a bit of coffee cake with walnuts.
T: There's no shame in having nuts in your butter-cream.
T: Alright! Bring us back a piece.
C: Don't tell anyone, but I fancy a bit of coffee cake with walnuts.
T: There's no shame in having nuts in your butter-cream.
by Cheeseandmarmite2013 August 18, 2013
Often a replacement for salt cake. Douche cake is created in the flats of Lexington, NC. Made and strip mined by a self righteous midget and his family.
by jdubya April 02, 2008
"Stop trying to change my browser homepage to a bloody garry glitter page,Tosscakes,get some work done.!"
by Tony Blackburns record box September 29, 2003
by Grim935 April 16, 2009