Rainbow Cream Pie

When a couple engage in intercourse and the male (penis having individual) ejaculates inside the woman (uterus having individual) while she is on her period creating a beautiful rainbow of sperm and menstrual blood.

Person 1: Hey babe, can I cream pie you?
Person 2: I'm on my period.
Person 1: Even better. I can rainbow cream pie you.

Rainbow Cream Pie by Arianna00p April 27, 2025

Maple cream pie

When you cream pie in a girl while using maple syrup as lube

Girl I’m going to maple cream pie in you tonight

Maple cream pie by anonymous April 27, 2025

chaice cream 

Noun: chai flavored ice cream of either the dairy or vegan variety

alt spelling: chice cream, often referred to chai flavored ice cream when eaten in Chicago. The alt spelling uses a blend of chai and “Chi,” which is a nickname for the city of Chicago.

Johnny visited the Lincoln Park zoo with his family and capped off the visit with a delicious chaice cream from a nearby shop.

My cousin loves chaice cream so much that she ordered a second serving.

chaice cream by Kitty White May 6, 2025

Goose cream soap

Goose Cream Soap (noun)

1. A suspiciously slick, frothy substance rumored to be extracted from the *most sensitive* parts of a disgruntled goose, then whipped into a lather so slippery it could make a nun blush. Often used in late-night shenanigans, *very* personal pranks, or as a euphemism for pulling off something shamelessly absurd—and possibly NSFW.

2. A wildly inappropriate act of deception or debauchery, usually involving poor decisions, questionable lubrication, and zero apologies.

**Warning:** If you wake up sticky, confused, and smelling like poultry-based regret, you’ve probably been goose cream soaped. Seek therapy.

Example: "Last night I goose cream soaped your sister—now her shower’s clogged with feathers, and she won’t stop waddling.”

Example: "Bro, I swear, Karen goose cream soaped me into a three-way with her *and* her emotional support peacock."

Goose cream soap by LittlestB90 May 13, 2025

Offspring Cream

Cum, semen, jizz, baby batter

He pulled out and landed a dollop of his offspring cream all over my tits

Offspring Cream by Cingy Von Brock May 26, 2025

Oatmeal Cream Pie

Jacking off and cumming between two oatmeal cookies

I made cookies today and had a girl over and gave her an oatmeal cream pie.

Oatmeal Cream Pie by anonymous May 26, 2025

Oatmeal Cream Pie

When you cream pie your favorite GILF after taking her to breakfast to catch the early bird special.

It was getting hot and heavy and then suddenly when she told me that I would be the beneficiary on her life insurance policy I oatmeal cream pied your granny. It was the best night of my life.

Oatmeal Cream Pie by Pete Camache June 25, 2025