Ass app 

An ass app is terminology commonly used by graphic designers when having to urgently create something from scratch or figuratively 'pull it out of your ass.'

Client: "Oh, we love the ad campaign but would like to make a few changes. Could you change the photo, rewrite the copy and have it to the publisher in an hour?"
Graphic Designer: "Sure! No problem. Let me use my ass app and I'll have that ready in a jiffy!"

Ass app by stdraege October 19, 2011

Ass Magic

The art of pulling a solution to a problem, money, or a much needed object, etc. or lawsuit from out of nowhere to save or ruin the day. (Like your ass.) This can be used for good or evil purposes.

There must have been some old ass magic in that hat of his he found, because it kept him from melting into a puddle of yellow snow, and he continued to dance year round. (As he set fire to the children. Which he is now suing for the damage their burning corpses made to his dry cleaning.)

Ass Magic by Dr. Spank September 2, 2012

ass stain 

doesn't exist, if you mean "shit stain" or "turd/poop stain" it makes sense but your ass physically does not stain, if you use this word you're a moron.

"Damn I got an ass stain dude"
"You mean shit stain you idiot"

ass stain by Carlbrad05 February 28, 2017

ass biscuit 

same as dingleberries- when pieces of rectal waste become attached to anal hairs

oh no vivien has got a bit odf an ass biscuit

ass biscuit by jesus h christ April 2, 2003

ass pudding 

Shit, pewp, caca, dookie, Feces.

Man, I need to hurry up and wipe this ass pudding off the toilet seat.

ass pudding by Mike Oxwells October 15, 2003

ass wood 

the placing of a mans dick into another mans asshole

see butt fuck

John was very submissive and enjoyed recieving ass wood

ass wood by Vince July 29, 2004

ass frisbee 

To penetrate a frisbee into one's anus. Then to shoot it out with intent for it to enter into your recieving partner's anus.

We engaged in a very rigorous match of Ass Frisbee.

ass frisbee by AssMan2001 July 11, 2006