When you take a dump on a lovers chest, then ejaculates on top, then punching them in the face so the blood and semen mixes.Then tuck in.
by Bob0 October 20, 2013
Get the strawberry cakemug. when a male clown does a reach around on another guy while simultaneously slipping a pinky with powdered sugar in his ass
The circus wasn't too bad because they were giving free Fresno funnel cakes to anyone that buried their head in a pile of elephant shit.
by Bracco October 20, 2008
Get the fresno funnel cakemug. a baby made between a male and a female in college who are clearly very hungry and have nothing better to do than reproduce. like bunnies, duh,
"snacky cakes, snacky cakes!"
brit: "did you see cozy and mitch's baby?"
sofia: "yeah, what's his name?"
brit: "snacky cakes! they were hungry"
brit: "did you see cozy and mitch's baby?"
sofia: "yeah, what's his name?"
brit: "snacky cakes! they were hungry"
by the cat's meow! November 3, 2010
Get the snacky cakesmug. A discreet euphemism for sexual activities exclusively between English speaking Asian people.
Note: If activities are homosexual in any way then nuts must be mentioned, commonly walnuts.
Note: If activities are homosexual in any way then nuts must be mentioned, commonly walnuts.
C: I'm just going off for a bit of coffee cake.
T: Alright! Bring us back a piece.
C: Don't tell anyone, but I fancy a bit of coffee cake with walnuts.
T: There's no shame in having nuts in your butter-cream.
T: Alright! Bring us back a piece.
C: Don't tell anyone, but I fancy a bit of coffee cake with walnuts.
T: There's no shame in having nuts in your butter-cream.
by Cheeseandmarmite2013 August 20, 2013
Get the Coffee Cakemug. Often a replacement for salt cake. Douche cake is created in the flats of Lexington, NC. Made and strip mined by a self righteous midget and his family.
by jdubya April 2, 2008
Get the douche cakemug. by Grim935 April 16, 2009
Get the Bean Cakemug. Kid: Ooh are we having cake later for my birthday?
Mom: Maybe, dear. We may be having a maybe cake later.
Mom: Maybe, dear. We may be having a maybe cake later.
by Eridaniii April 9, 2008
Get the maybe cakemug.