strawberry cake

When you take a dump on a lovers chest, then ejaculates on top, then punching them in the face so the blood and semen mixes.Then tuck in.

' we shared a Strawberry cake last night in bed'

by Bob0 October 20, 2013

fresno funnel cake

when a male clown does a reach around on another guy while simultaneously slipping a pinky with powdered sugar in his ass

The circus wasn't too bad because they were giving free Fresno funnel cakes to anyone that buried their head in a pile of elephant shit.

by Bracco October 20, 2008

snacky cakes

a baby made between a male and a female in college who are clearly very hungry and have nothing better to do than reproduce. like bunnies, duh,

"snacky cakes, snacky cakes!"

brit: "did you see cozy and mitch's baby?"
sofia: "yeah, what's his name?"
brit: "snacky cakes! they were hungry"

by the cat's meow! November 3, 2010

Coffee Cake

A discreet euphemism for sexual activities exclusively between English speaking Asian people.
Note: If activities are homosexual in any way then nuts must be mentioned, commonly walnuts.

C: I'm just going off for a bit of coffee cake.
T: Alright! Bring us back a piece.

C: Don't tell anyone, but I fancy a bit of coffee cake with walnuts.
T: There's no shame in having nuts in your butter-cream.

by Cheeseandmarmite2013 August 20, 2013

douche cake

Often a replacement for salt cake. Douche cake is created in the flats of Lexington, NC. Made and strip mined by a self righteous midget and his family.

Why don't you get your sorry ass in the fields and mine my douche cake midget.

by jdubya April 2, 2008

Bean Cake

A doughy mixture including: Frosting, Cake mix, And Beans.

My friend Justin like to eat bean cakes daily.

by Grim935 April 16, 2009

maybe cake

A possibly existent cake that one receives on his/her birthday.

Kid: Ooh are we having cake later for my birthday?
Mom: Maybe, dear. We may be having a maybe cake later.

by Eridaniii April 9, 2008