vandalized the bean 

When you finger her ,but you didn’t wash your hands beforehand and it leaves a mark

Yo man I went out this weekend to the crazy party and me and this chick ended up hooking up and I totally vandalized the bean!

vandalized the bean by The akagi red suns goddamnit October 20, 2023

pop a bean 

to bust a nut

dorukpro1907: i popped a bean
yodapenetrator69: imma pop a bean too

pop a bean by wmnke December 9, 2023

Molly my Bean 

1) verb; Taking a bean (Xanax), getting it moist, then rolling it in molly (mdma) before popping the bean (ingesting it)

2) adverb; Describing phenomenal oral sex.

1) *to a homie with some molly* “yo, molly my bean, I wanna roll but hate the anxiety.”

2) “dude she was topping me off so good I woulda thought she was rollin’. Bitch really molly’d my bean”

Molly my Bean by skinnypimpweezy January 14, 2024

What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack? 

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense

"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"

What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack? by Mercenary800000 January 30, 2024

A jelly bean

Be jealous.

- Are you jealous or what?
- You wish, - snorts.
- Cute.
- What do you think is cute?
- You’re such a jelly bean.
- F*ck off.

(Dialog from: "Our Language" by Sayako)

A jelly bean by harina_kim February 6, 2024

Jackie's green bean salad 

The reason to avoid Christmas gatherings

No way I'm going to Christmas, last time I ate Jackie's green bean salad I had to go to the hospital and get a penicillin shot

Jackie's green bean salad by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Are Green Beans a Bean?

Green Beans are a LEGUME, not a bean. Sources point to not a bean.

“Hey buddy, Are Green Beans a Bean?”
“No, I think they’re actually a legume, but aren’t classified as a bean.”
“Oh sick! How do you know?”
“Good ole Internet!”

Are Green Beans a Bean? by ELJAMS June 2, 2024