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acorn on a bean bag

When an individual has an extremely small and short penis but a large saggy ball sac
My buddy Julien has an acorn on a bean bag
Related Words
beans Beaner beanie bean dip beano Beanbag bean head beaned beanis beaning

sexy green bean 

Me

whatever flicks your bean 

Alternative form of whatever floats your boat.

First coined by xavier in reference to barren society weinbergs name swap.
Xavier - ”whatever flicks your bean, society

Roll that beautiful bean footage! 

An interjection used when someone says something on TV that is hypocritical to either scientific fact or opposite to other things that the same guy said.
Criminal: "I never stole the diamond,"
Prosecutor: "Roll that beautiful bean footage!"
*Video shows Criminal stealing the diamond in unedited 4K Ray traced CCTV footage.*

vandalized the bean 

When you finger her ,but you didn’t wash your hands beforehand and it leaves a mark
Yo man I went out this weekend to the crazy party and me and this chick ended up hooking up and I totally vandalized the bean!

pop a bean 

to bust a nut
dorukpro1907: i popped a bean
yodapenetrator69: imma pop a bean too
pop a bean by wmnke December 9, 2023