post-sermon relief

The only truly enjoyable part of the whole church-attendance experience (well, besides the ice cream Sunday, perhaps); that's why everyone's smiling as they exit the church --- they didn't actually enjoy being cooped up in a sweltering stuffy musty chapel for two long boring hours; they're just so relieved that it's finally over and they can go outside again.
I hear people happily praising the preacher on what a great service it was as they file out of the church,. but for most of them, it's just post-sermon relief --- the only thing they're actually happy about is that the service didn't last longer than it did!!
by QuacksO August 5, 2018
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Post Nut Charity

when you donate to a sketchy charity without realizing it, but you find out later that you truly, most certainly, fucked up.
I donated to Kids Wish Network and I hit Post Nut Charity
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(noun)
German for “Healing after the Beast.”

The systematic recovery process undertaken by an obedient husband

to restore his dignity, cleanliness and independence during the prolonged absence of a relentlessly oppressive, bossy wife.
“Is Dr. Penguin doing better?”

“Yeah, Madame Penguin is visiting her family and his insurance company agreed to cover 14 days of Post-Badger Rehabilitation.”
by Missy Muff February 23, 2019
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Post Dump Clarity

The feeling of tranquility and rationality following the expulsion of excrement, especially following dumps of epic proportion.
Jared designed a new Boeing jetliner on his rapidly descending plane during his post dump clarity following an episode of extreme projectile diarrhea which tore a whole in the plane.
by PoopClubLeader November 27, 2024
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No Posting Day

July 1st... Nobody posts anything on social media for an entire day
Bro you ready for No Posting Day?
by iamthatguy767 June 30, 2020
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Licking is Similar to "liking" an online post or message but 4.5 times more powerful.

Licks, not likes!
"Licked" an online post or message

"Licked"
I would like 3 cases of lone star light please.

Once this message has been licked it recieves 4.5x the power of some lameass who simply "likes" a message.
by Big E Licks not likes December 29, 2021
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Posted Up

To stand with one arm straight down, with the hand outwards, and the other turned at your side to put two fingers on the inner elbow of the first arm.
"Mr. O'Brien is posted up with his students for this photo I am going to take."
"Sheeeeesh"
by Nomencreature March 7, 2022
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