Face like a half sucked mango

An Australian term for a woman with a very unattractive face.

Ian- "Hey check out Helen, she has an amazing body"
Kevin- "Yeah but she has a face like a half sucked mango"

by BelindaCarlisleLover January 12, 2010

suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

A woman who is an expert cocksucker, that she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and make it shine

Chelsey was such an incredible cocksucker, blowjob queen, that she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and make it shine. She had a talent with that suction mouth of her's.

by devildog June 11, 2006

your ass sucks canal water

You're full of shit

Your ass sucks canal water

by SFItalianAmerican January 2, 2019

suck me off with a condom on

when someone that thinks he is a bad ass wants to get on his girl friend and he makes this whole elaborate plan to have his friends sneak up on him while he is having sex, to show everyone that hes a "man". When what is really happening is that he has his girlfriend suck him off with a condom on!! wow

you say it when something bad happens like-
aww shit suck me off with a condom on

by gigantic virgin May 23, 2006

National Suck Ian’s Balls Day

Ian’s all over the world love this holiday because on this day they will get there nuts sucked

This day is on October 31st

Josh- Ian did you know it’s National Suck Ian’s Balls Day?
Ian- No, but hell yeah im tryna get my balls sucked

by IanDaddy69 October 21, 2019

national dick sucking day iii

The third occasion of National Dick Sucking Day, occurring on October 12th every year.

Ron: Man, I sure gobbled a whole shitload of knobs on National Dick Sucking Day III.

Abe: Same bro. I love celebrating all of the 365 non-consecutive and independent occurrences of National Dick Sucking Day every year!

by Hammer of Jesus April 14, 2019

suck me noodles bro

When one drains the life out of a elderly transvestite by ejaculating onto a smart phone of wich has been inserted into a anal crevis with David Cameron, prince Philip, the savior of earth (Donald j trump) and a love child between Isis and the kkk

Stop and suck me noodles bro I can't kamakarzy on me own two foreskins

by trump our lord May 24, 2016