arse monkey 

A man or woman who for some unknown reason will follow you around the place, copy your style or generally get on your tits/up your arse.

an Arse monkey has no imagination and will mimic or copy people

just got a new shirt in the Sales and that Arse monkey ...... had goes and gets one.


Saw ..... the other day she is a being right ficking Arse Monkey with her boyfriend.

arse monkey by Rick Walford June 23, 2005

shoot a monkey 

said after making a mistake.

Shoot a monkey, I forgot my keys in the car!

shoot a monkey by Jess April 11, 2005

Fucking the Monkey 

To take control of a situation in an assertive way

So an executive walks into an office filled with his subordinates who are screwing around. He asks "who the hell is fucking the monkey in here?"

Fucking the Monkey by Lord Chesterfield January 21, 2009

Liquid Monkey 

The Liquid Monkey was a bar located at 105 Murray street. It housed many all ages punk shows in the late 1990s. Sound system was kind of crappy, and the place itself was dirty and shabby looking on the second floor. Despite all that, my Liquid Monkey memories are happy ones.

Sadly, the Liquid Monkey is now defunct. 105 Murray street is now an empty building, which is moe, very moe.

Liquid Monkey by Agent Chainsawlady February 27, 2004

Sub-Monkey 

Noun: Sub-Monkey

Derogatory term - Someone with a lower evolutionary status and mental capacity than a monkey.

Commonly used within the sentence "you knuckle dragging sub-monkey".

Sub-Monkey by Drew Smith1 February 17, 2009

Ladies Monkey

Vaginal hair gone bananas.

Cor look at that "ladies monkey" it looks like king kongs clunge

Ladies Monkey by compuchimpuk March 28, 2009

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funny monkey gif by funny monkey gif October 23, 2020