LASK

to be suffering from the Aztec Two Step;
afflicted with the "Green Apple Splatters," to have the 'shits,' or diarrhea.

I had to cancel my big date with Mary Jane Rottencrotch, due to the fact that I had been lasking all day. It was so bad, that it seemed like my ass was pissing through the eye of a needle.

by weave September 20, 2003

laserpen0r

pen0r means penis. laser refers too a light saber from the starwars movies. laserpen0r is often used by males of the animal species called gamers. it is used in fights to prove who is the strongest and will get the most atention from the very rare female species.

bow for the force of my laserpen0r n00b3h!

by blade112 April 24, 2006

lashette

a dancer that is employed to dance on stage or on tour with the DJ Lisa Lashes

Watch that lashette dance, she can bust a move!

by urbanbunny May 31, 2007

laser butt

A butt that is so shiny with human sebaceous oils that it shines like the moon.

Dave: "Bra.. I scored on Trixie.. her butt was like--"
Todd: "laser butt?"
Dave: "Yeah it made my eyes burn!"

by J. Deik June 22, 2008

Las Vegas Facelift

A sink full of water and ice purposely used for curing common results of a prior nocturnal hardship. ie a wild night in Las Vegas.

A Las Vegas Facelift cosists of:
Water
Crushed Ice (Usually found in hotel Ice Dispensors, although any Ice will do.)
Large Hotel Towe

Direction:
Insert face into sink for 1 - 5 times, if possible open your eyes--this is for the experienced, do at your own discretion.

Remember to take deep relaxing reaths between each submersion.

Dry off.

This proceedure usually cures the common hangover, red eyes, sleepiness (from and 3-10 hour rest.), and removes dirt from your face.

Dude, I got so wasted last night. I totally forgot about work, and I seriously had to wake up or miss my meeting.

Why don't you use the Las Vegas Facelift next time?

I should of huh? Then maybe my boss wouldn't of noticed the red eyes I had all day.

by LeRoyJ3nkins September 4, 2009

Laser

Any person who, whilst playing the drinking game colloquially known as beer-pong, throws the ball toward the cups with minimal (or no) arc.

Man, Laser, you sure do you throw a laser-like shot

by MH Sigma March 22, 2011

Lasthole

Someone who shops for Christmas, New Years eve, etc. Last minute causing difficulty for others.

I stopped on my way home for a gallon of milk and it took over an hour because of all the lastholes in the store!

by the kurtman January 2, 2014