Person 1: so I was having cybersex last night with hotchick69
Person 2: are you telling me you're so out of it that it means something to you that you got down hotchick69's internet pants? You know that online isn't real right?
Person 2: are you telling me you're so out of it that it means something to you that you got down hotchick69's internet pants? You know that online isn't real right?
by ConcepcionImmaculada September 22, 2010
Get the internet pantsmug. 123456789XD
by ello mother fucka May 5, 2021
Get the POOPY PANTSmug. this is an extraterrestrial urban legend about a gorilla that likes to throw its poop at other people.
People say no one has survived after seeing this creature
People say no one has survived after seeing this creature
by sahirahbro July 30, 2025
Get the Jiselle poopy pantsmug. 1. A humanoid growth that pretrudes profusely within the pants.
2. Evidence of over-excitement in a man's pants.
2. Evidence of over-excitement in a man's pants.
Every time Sam sees a hot girl he has to work to hide his pants schnoz.
Angi was frustrated and looked back to Sam as she asked, "Why must you get a pants schnoz every time we spoon?"
Angi was frustrated and looked back to Sam as she asked, "Why must you get a pants schnoz every time we spoon?"
by loffdawg November 5, 2013
Get the pants schnozmug. Originally used as an insult, it has now become a positive compliment.
It is similar to Ants in the Pants but in a positive way meant to describe someone who is exceedingly amazing.
Usually, this compliment is given out by members of the queer community
It is similar to Ants in the Pants but in a positive way meant to describe someone who is exceedingly amazing.
Usually, this compliment is given out by members of the queer community
1. She's so cunty pants omg
2. omg she's so awesome, she's so cunty pants, I want her to be on my cunty pants committee
2. omg she's so awesome, she's so cunty pants, I want her to be on my cunty pants committee
by cunty pants get head 6969 April 27, 2024
Get the Cunty Pantsmug. X1:so tell me what happened in school.
X2:the math teacher told me to stand up go to the whiteboard (i did not raise my hand so he could tell me)
And something embarrassing happened
X1: What ?
X2:i got testosterone in my pants
X1: what does that mean?
X2: I got a fucking erection goddamnit wtf?
X2:the math teacher told me to stand up go to the whiteboard (i did not raise my hand so he could tell me)
And something embarrassing happened
X1: What ?
X2:i got testosterone in my pants
X1: what does that mean?
X2: I got a fucking erection goddamnit wtf?
by APersonthatKnowsSexEdBefore9th December 2, 2022
Get the Testosterone in my pantsmug. The type of pants recommended for a bunch of guys who party hard, drink a lot and may hit a pool party or lagoon style jam. It’ll be used to keep their junk from impregnating other girls by mistake, hence the waterproof necessity. Also good for rain.
by Pete442 June 11, 2018
Get the Waterproof pantsmug.