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Vanity Post

A self-doting submission to Urban Dictionary, usually under the title of one’s own name, for the sole purpose of stroking the adolescent ego of a budding sociopath.
“Billy spent all of class writing a rambling vanity post, because that’s what happens when your parents tell you you’re so special but also don’t discipline”.
by Rustbelt_Noir May 7, 2019
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Post-Shower Clarity

Realizing you fucked up while getting out of the shower.

It's also another way to say you got a good idea from showering.
Alex figured out how to ask out the girl he liked without panic thanks to post-shower clarity!
by TobitoUchiha July 19, 2025
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Post Meeting Positivity

A feeling of great optimism that comes directly after a important meeting that often never eventuates into anything truely worthwhile.
Guy: Did you see Melissa this morning? She wouldn't shutup about that new project she's working on.

Guy2: Yeah, she's suffering from Post Meeting Positivity.
by phantom pooper 2011 April 24, 2011
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Licking is Similar to "liking" an online post or message but 4.5 times more powerful.

Licks, not likes!
"Licked" an online post or message

"Licked"
I would like 3 cases of lone star light please.

Once this message has been licked it recieves 4.5x the power of some lameass who simply "likes" a message.
by Big E Licks not likes December 29, 2021
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Twitter Posting

A niche community of Twitter users, which saw a peak in activity in early-to-mid 2023, where each account would have a particular niche they would post popular memes remixed to fit said niche or post to Twitter in-character. Activity in this sub-group died down towards the end of 2023 as drama inside the community involving certain high-follower users ended up causing severe friction and the initial fad wore out, although some accounts are still actively posting.

The word stems from the popular internet slang of ‘Shitposting’.
Person 1: Did you hear about those Twitter Posting guys?
Person 2: Oh yeah, that was a thing, wasn’t it?
by Octagonal Revolver March 11, 2024
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Post-Music

Post-music refers to a genre of sound art that transcends traditional music conventions, often abandoning melody, harmony, and rhythm. It explores uncharted sonic territories, incorporating elements like noise, drone, texture, and atmosphere. Post-music challenges our understanding of music itself, embracing experimentation and pushing the boundaries of auditory experience. It's a realm where sound becomes a medium for artistic expression, liberated from traditional musical structures and expectations.
"The artist's latest release is a pioneering work in post-music, blurring the lines between sound and noise, and challenging listeners to reconsider their assumptions about the very nature of music itself."
by MIGH_TY March 24, 2024
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post relationship ick syndrome

that feeling when you get the ick from a past relationship or ex . even though you're not together you still feel a powerful ick that makes you question everything
"i'm getting major PRIS from that"

"Did u see her post? i got serious post relationship ick syndrome !!
by morrow070shakeshakeshake May 22, 2023
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