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Cabbage jesus 

A overweight cunt who is full of life and loves to joke around with anyone. He loves to make friends and will even share his lunch with you. He will go out of his way for anyone!
Bro 1: did u just see that guy? he just gave the homeless family 100 dollars!
Bro 2: yeah! he always does that his name is cabbage jesus..
Bro 1: what a mad cunt we should meet him sometime..

Bro 2: hell yeah!
A sex positionin which the woman inserts her long hair into the man’s urethra while singing catholic hymns
Hey Patricia lets do some of the Jesus tonight if you know what I mean..
The Jesus by NerdyMofo25737 May 4, 2020

Pub Jesus 

The almighty one or ones, the loot god, the Supa sniper, best know disciples are making it rains, oh so cool, and the Notorious gone it
Their KD ratio was crap, until they found pub Jesus
Pub Jesus by Dignity December 7, 2020

Baltic Jesus 

Baboi10 AKA Baltic Jesus
Baltic Jesus but take away the Baltic Je
Baltic Jesus by Marcus Lane May 24, 2021

Narcissist Jesus

A religious person who only follows what they believe in when it benefits them or gives them attention, all done while being a text book Narcissist, as well as 2 faced.
"They always act so holy in church for the attention, what a Narcissist Jesus."
Narcissist Jesus by JJJamasone July 25, 2021

Bald Jesus 

Becky gave me a Bald Jesus on the way to the third floor.
Bald Jesus by C.CwenttoSouthPark October 29, 2021