hormone day

When you have a crush on someone for only about one day. It usually triggered by a nice conversation or a well put-together outfit, that makes you believe that you like the person, but it was only a momentary attraction. It can last anywhere from a few minutes, hours, to a few days.

William had a hormone day for Natalie, but it was just because she was wearing a low-cut shirt that day.

hormone day by deny-ée May 3, 2009

Lavicki Day Miracle 

An overly zealous reaction to an everyday occurrence. Often expressed silently with very loud physical twitches and movements. Jazz hands are not uncommon.

Noun.

"Um, did that guy win the lottery or something? He looks absurdly excited."

"No, McDonalds is giving away medium french fries today. It's a Lavicki Day Miracle."

Lavicki Day Miracle by Charlos Santana November 24, 2009

Disappointment day 

Christmas day. The day when everyone is disappointed with their presents.

Mum - "Merry Christmas!"
Kid - "I hope this is what I think it is"

Mum - "I went to a lot of trouble to get it.
*Kid opens present*
Kid - "...It's the wrong type. Did you keep the receipt?"
Dad - "Another 'merry' disappointment day!"

Disappointment day by Jonathon Quick December 29, 2009

apple day 

To wakeup so hungover in albany that when you see a congregation of pumpkin fuckers bobbing for apples under a tree on a rainy sunday dusk, your first thought isnt that its earthday or labor day or whatever the fuck holiday people decide to worship trees and apples. Instead you scream out in a loud mickey mouse type tone "happy apple day" to every person you see on the way back to your room/wendy's.

I almost flabbergasted when i found out it was appleday... happy apple day, happy apple day, happy apple day...

apple day by casedilla2 March 14, 2010

bunkered day 

A day in which it seems your fitting in loads of things to do or you just overplanned, as if the world was ending tomorrow. A day so busy its stressful to think about.

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Indio - 'Hey, do you have any plans tomorrow dude?'

Consuela - ' OMG i have such a bunkered day its not even funny'

Indio - 'Your days always seem to be bunkered'

bunkered day by Rob, Charlie April 28, 2010

fb-day

The day that your birthday shows up on all of your friends news feeds on Facebook. Also the day after you update your profile picture, information, quotes, likes and interests. The one day of the year that all your facebook friends you never talk to creep on your facebook to see if their life is better then yours.

Justin: You remember Hilary from school?

Brendan: Yeah, its her fb-day today.

Justin: Shes gaining some weight.

Brendan: Her boyfriend has a chin strap.

Justin: Well asleast she listens to the avett brothers

Brendan: I love hipsters

fb-day by PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS March 27, 2011

Booze Day Tuesday 

The close cousin of Thirsty Thursday.
Booze Day Tuesday if for those who just cannot wait until Thursday to get sloppy drunk.

R: Dude, I really have to write this biology lab report!
D: No way! It's Booze Day Tuesday!
R: I thought we were drinking on Thirsty Thursday?
D: I can't wait that long.

Booze Day Tuesday by Team Sexy Bitches May 12, 2011