Cum-smacking

The moment when you are balls-deep and at the last second, you pull out, jizz into your hand, and slap her across the face with it.

She is totally into cum-smacking when she has a drink or two.
She asked me to be rough, so I cum-smacked her.

by TheCahAI November 29, 2019

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Cum pod

When you empty a juul pod and refill it with male semen and proceed to vape it

Yooooo dude, you want a cum pod

by Hitlersforeskin22 December 7, 2019

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Cum Wod

A product of an orgasm of the male gender known as cum, also can be produced chunky, like cottage cheese. Aka a chunk nut

*franklin cums* sydney-“wow franklin thats a big cum wod! It looks tasty like cottage cheese!”

by Lindenbg December 7, 2019

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Cum Brush

Another way to describe a penis

Dude last night I pulled out my cum brush and painted Brittany’s face.

by Ouuuuuuuuuuu May 7, 2019

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When you insert a fleshlight into a cars exhaust (preferably modified for 2step), then stick your dick in the fleshlight and don't take it out, then get one of your friends to sit in the front and 2step the hell out of it while your dick is in the fleshlight. Once your dick is completely off, insert a new fleshlight and swap with your friend.

"Yo Blake you want to brrm and cum with me this weekend?"
"Sure dude"

by pngn3 May 13, 2019

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shitbag of cum

All kids who get clothes from supreme, off-white, gucci and the north face and brag about them. Normally they are from 13 to 16 and have not grown there beard yet. They will snitch on you no matter what.

Normal kid: Ey stopid ''shitbag of cum'' how much did ur father pay for that jacket?!
Shitbag of cum: It cost more then your life... 5000$

by TheBlackDick27 September 13, 2019

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