Colombian Water Jacket 

The process in which two guys use their own hands to jerk each other off while touching each other. This is not gay and if you have not done it yet, you are indeed gay.

Ian: Man, me and Ryan were too lazy to dutch rudder so we did the Colombian Water Jacket instead. So much better!
Jared: Oh, that's cool man.

Colombian Water Jacket by chramelisa October 25, 2011

Penial Water Balloon 

When an uncircumcised male pinches the top of his foreskin and then begins urinating, the inside of his penis fills up the same way a water balloon would if you filled it with water. Thus creating a penial water balloon. It is fun for the man to then aim and let go to try and get all the urine to splash right into the toilet bowl, although he will pretty much always miss completely and splash his urine everywhere else.

Making a penial water balloon is a good way to clean out all dirt and gunk that constantly gets trapped under my foreskin.

Penial Water Balloon by cantbetheking January 5, 2014

Piss water jellyfish 

When your old lady takes a piss in the middle of the night and lets the yellow mellow & you take a morning piss into the paper and it blows up like a jellyfish.

I got up this morning and took a piss and made the biggest piss water jellyfish you have ever seen.

piss toilet urine

Piss water jellyfish by Paisley_pony February 12, 2014

Fresh Water Rasta

White kid who claims his homeland is Jamaica.

His Reggae music collection is full of Bob Marley songs in all versions. His/her favorite is "no woman no cry" and can sign it like he/she owns it.
His/her attire consist on red, yellow and green anything.

And usually has a print or tattoo the of the Zion Lion somewhere.

Look at that kid from Ohio, singing No Woman No cry, he's such a Fresh Water Rasta.

Fresh Water Rasta by bluealmondhostel February 24, 2014

slack water

Water that originates in the upper region of a pair of slacks and which then flows down to the cuffs, the socks, the shoes, and eventually pooling on the floor or patio. Although it is not well understood what triggers this flow it is widely surmised that anxiety, too much liquid intake, too small of bladder capacity, or lack of accessible toilet facilities may contribute to this startling 'wonder of nature'.

The makers of the personal hygiene product Depend® Fitted Maximum Protection Briefs for Men approve of this definition.

I've heard that it was slack water on her uncle's veranda in Venezuela along the Orinoco that inspired Enya.

slack water by gotwood4sale May 13, 2014

House water

Potable drinking water supply into a residential or commercial buildings, primarily used for drinking and sanitary needs, and industrial applications and appliances; quality can vary greatly by region.

The house water in a large hotel consists of potable water serves the boiler, water filters, water softeners, showers, restaraunts, industrial ice makers, etc.

House water by btracyd May 11, 2015

Brown water rafting 

When you give a girl an enema and have anal sex while the enema is draining out

I went Brown water rafting with my ex. That's why she's my ex.

Brown water rafting by EOGUY July 24, 2015