top fr

YoungPope , the one and only french top player .

YoungPope just killed all of us ! he truly is the OG top fr

by J&MGAMING January 29, 2018

fuck you on top of your head

One level up from a regular "fuck you". Used by Reese Witherspoon in, HBO "Big Little Lies".

Asshole: The play is cancelled.
Person: oh fuck you on top of your head!

by Joe Riverdale February 3, 2018

top hat trick

When someone pulls a lie out of nowhere within a few seconds.

Person A: I can't believe what Person C said to me.
Person B: What did he say?
Person A: I told him yesterday about the report, right?
Well, when I told him about them this morning, he said nothing for a few seconds, then said, "I had to go to an important family meeting!", even though he never said anything about it yesterday.
Person B: He's lying.
He's doing a top hat trick.

by ChameleonDragon May 5, 2018

Top Hat Drinker

When you drink soda with a wine glass half full.

“I would hang out with Tyrone if he wasn’t such a top hat drinker “

by xX_Boss_Xx February 11, 2018

bar top

A low-cut shirt, usually a v-neck, often with features such as one or more of the following: ruffles, sequins, lace, glitter, or other noticeable "flashy" elements. Often worn with jeans or, occasionally, a skirt, they are a figure-flattering yet relatively casual option for femmes or ladies looking to attract attention, be flirtacious, or express a mildly provocative style.

The slang appears to originate in Eastern Canada or the Maritimes.

"Are you going out with us tonight, Kate? You can borrow one of my bar tops."

by SciFiMagpie February 12, 2018

top dog

Either you're one of those who tend to mispronounce "ToppDogg" (Don't worry, many people do) or you were talking about their song.

"Top Dog is so underrated!"
"You mean ToppDogg?"
"No I meant their song, but ToppDogg is too."

by B-Joo's Purple Hair December 26, 2016

Chocolate Top Hat

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.

"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."

by Turdgod December 27, 2016