Long Distance Dick Punch

See dick punch.

The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.

Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.

by JlevEsq July 30, 2021

walrus punch

When you ram your entire head in a womens vagina.

B*tch was super kinky so I had to give her the 'ol walrus punch in the ham wallet.

by k00ksta July 30, 2021

One punch man

Bald man who isn’t as strong as people say he is.

Person who is wrong: Saitama (one punch man) can beat ANYONE with one punch.
Person who is right: no Goku solos.

by Goku>fiction August 1, 2021

Donkey Punch

To strike one in the head during intercourse.

Yeah I just heard Trevor Baeur donkey punched that bitch.

by joechurro February 16, 2022

Just Punching Tits

Giving females the equivalent to males' "blue balls". Or giving them a yeast infection, if you may.

Hey did you guys hook up last night?
Sure did... but she wouldn't put out and we were just punching tits.

by Alessio Datura February 19, 2022

Ugandan punch

An act of assault where you sucker punch someone directly in the Nose. Same idea as the Indian burn.

I’m gonna give patty an Ugandan Punch

by Fortnite1500 February 19, 2022

Falcon Punch

Lighting your hand on fire then punching someone with as much power as possible

“Did you hear Justin got send to the hospital with third degree burns and a concussion”

“Yeah he got Falcon Punched”

by Toadman27 February 21, 2022