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jake tube

A tube, often made of clear plastic, used to transfer fecal material from the anus of one partner, to the anus of another, for the purpose of sexual gratification. -see also Jaketube
My Jake Tube is in the dishwasher.
by Jacob Tuber November 18, 2018
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God is Jake

Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen
by Randomguyrandom21 July 28, 2021
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Jake

There's usually three types of them. The first type is not that bright, and tend to hiss a lot (please don't hunt me down for saying this but it's true). The second type a little bit funny, but usually just guy jokes, girls will probably just stare at him weirdly for cracking that type of joke. Not that smart, but not to stupid. The third type, is a complete moron. They always try to act cool, but they never are. If you know a Jake, their not good luck. And please run away, just for the sake of your sanity and all.
Girl #1: Look, there's jake!
Girl #2: Which one?
by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018
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lumber jake

A lumber jake is a guy who looks like he's too pretty to be an actual lumberjack. Instead he would just hang around the logging camp and trade beauty tips for flap jacks.
Look at this preposterous lumber jake stealing all of our ladies!
by Unchangeable Bird April 21, 2018
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Jake Paul

A cancerous you tuber with a fan base of 9 year old's. As Jake Paul continues to flood the internet with cringe added to him and his "Team" being hypocritical lairs the internet hates him and his views are slowly dying out.
Jake Paul is a hypocritical idiot...
by Brahmbles June 9, 2018
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Jake

A great boyfriend to have. Makes the best out of any situation. A Jake will always put you first when it comes to relationships. Will always let you win in Mario kart to help you feel better. Has great taste in men.
by Syd_thechild December 23, 2020
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Jake Marston

by Jdmaeston November 23, 2021
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