spicy jesus
when you are the only asshole in Mario party that has any coins or usually achieved by lying, cheating, stealing and griefing
spicy jesus by 1zaheer1 April 19, 2018
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Bridge Jesus
The creator of bridges, the god of memes, and to all is the most sexy thing in existence. He pwns Minequaft noobs in Bed Wars and creates bridge eggs with his mind. He is truly a Bridge Jesus.
Damn, that manz just pwned that nub in Minequaft Bedwares. That's MLG pro, litty litty litty like a Bridge Jesus.
Bridge Jesus by neckslapper November 28, 2017
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Sexy Jesus
When people are actually attracted to Jesus because of his handsome appearance.
Ironically, Jesus wasn't actually all that good looking according to the bible:
"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him."-Isaiah 53:2
Ironically, Jesus wasn't actually all that good looking according to the bible:
"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him."-Isaiah 53:2
Sexy Jesus by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018
Meme jesus
Some weird looking fat ginger virgin who sells discord rolls for nudes and when he doesn't get them he gets quite upset and throws fits where he often ends up half asleep with a fist in his anus
Meme jesus by Dogn't November 14, 2018
Cabbage jesus
A overweight cunt who is full of life and loves to joke around with anyone. He loves to make friends and will even share his lunch with you. He will go out of his way for anyone!
Bro 1: did u just see that guy? he just gave the homeless family 100 dollars!
Bro 2: yeah! he always does that his name is cabbage jesus..
Bro 1: what a mad cunt we should meet him sometime..
Bro 2: hell yeah!
Bro 2: yeah! he always does that his name is cabbage jesus..
Bro 1: what a mad cunt we should meet him sometime..
Bro 2: hell yeah!
Cabbage jesus by Cabbage jesus May 12, 2019