Slap happy crappy

A BDSM sex move where (during intercourse) you finish in her and take a poop in your hand, smack her with it and ditch her without untying her. Preferably because you hate them.

I met a guy last night and when we were getting naughty he came in me and performed a slap happy crappy. I never felt so embarrassed when my roommate came in

by catchingfire3 March 2, 2021

National Happy Birthday Jeff Weiss day

March 17 is jeff weis birthdya Say happy birthday jeff weiss on march 17 it’s national day!’

wow i sure do love jeff weiss!
me too, i’m so happy it’s national happy birthday jeff weiss day!

by Jeffweiss March 17, 2021

NewYork Happymeal

NY Happy meal is a rat either alive or dead in your food.

Yooooo… I was looking forward to my leftovers but it came with a NewYork happymeal. Big ass rat wasn’t even phased

by Factus deletus August 10, 2021

The Happy Chaplain

When one smells the sweet smell of ones anus while licking the twat juices thus resulting in her saying "Oh God"

She asked for the happy chaplain because the HINNY HOG was just to much...

by ArmyDitchDoc September 24, 2021

slap happy grandpappy

in a forced alliance of marriage with your big fat granny.
unfunny at times but elitist humor

oc ; greg heffely, wimpy kid series.

1: whos those boomers there!!!!
2: your big fat granny with yur slap happy grandpappy

by yourswagindiegf November 26, 2021

The happy krill

Scary deepcord man who blocks everyone in his path. He makes “art” and blocks people who downvote it. 1505 is a bad number

I am blocking you!
-The Happy Krill 9:03pm

by Shonks_wilham November 29, 2021

Mad-Happy

Mad-Happy is when you are happy about the thing you want to tell them but mad you cant tell them.

“I’m Mad-Happy because I can’t tell him how I feel!”

by preyuhyuhyuh December 29, 2021