carpet fart

the great escape to eliminating noise when one has to fart.
the act of sitting on a carpet and farting, allowing the fart to be picked up by the carpet, therefore, eliminating all sound.

I was with my girlfriend last night, and i had to let on rip, so i carpet farted.

I was with my boyfriend last night, and it started to smell really bad, but i didnt hear a fart sound. I assume he must have carpet farted.

by iamthewalrusbitch March 29, 2011

Poonie Fart

It's the built up air present in a ladies vagina after she has had a night of long hard sex. The sweet air is expelled through the vaginal crevice causing her pussy lips to flap back and forth at top speeds making a sloppy fart sound.

Hey did you hear Lisa droppin those poonie farts last night in her sleep? They sounded sloppy wet and nasty. Hope she had her panties lined up right.

by gergee October 6, 2011

Vegan farts

Farts that smell like vegan burgers and sausages typically done by a vegan

Ja:fucking hell I smell vegan farts a vegan must be close by!
L: holy shit I can to that smells disgusting I bet they shit out carrots and veggies

by Lenthyja February 11, 2021

Fart Man

Man with a hairy butt and won't shut up about his gold hairy big butt.

Fart Man Is coming to smell you

by UncleJamesGame March 4, 2021

fart-rosening

/verb/ - To do something Fart Rosen would do

Person 1: Did you see what Emma and Ivanni were doing during gym class
Person 2: Yeah, the were TOTALLY fart-rosening!

by it literally says you are sus April 9, 2021

fart alarm

a fart alarm is described as person who is small in height and will typically be the first one to smell a fart because they are in closer proximity to someone's buttocks

"I'm dating this new guy, but he's a total fart alarm."

by Holdav May 5, 2021

Dad fart

A fart that can wipe out the whole world with one squeak, nobody knows where dads were able to get such power in their butt. it smells of eggs with raw tuna and other nuclear materials, this type of fart can last longer than Thanos lifespan. Fatherless children are safe from this serious crime, and lucky for Belle from Beauty and The Beast and Jasmine from Aladdin were able to survive and live a happily ever after

Cocomelon: Ew what stinks?

Doritos: Its those dad farts

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022