April 18th

National cuddles and kisses day! Today is the day on you can make out with your boyfriend or girlfriend! Go on! Don't be shy!

"Honey! It's April 18th!"

"...COME HERE"

"WAIT WAIT—"

by Webi wabo April 18, 2021

April 17th

Hook up with another couple after dinner. The day when one couple swaps with another couple for the night.

April 17th is the one night I get to smash some strange.

by Rodeo1977 April 17, 2021

April 30th

The day where it happens. Get hyped. I'll tell you tomorrow

"Are we excited for April 30th" "Yeah man I'm so hyped. Whats happening the 30th?" "I'll tell you tomorrow."

by Sams Friend James April 11, 2022

April

Gym milf, crazy blonde hair, would be literally out-the-wazoo in bed so you're scared of her. Asks you to help her in the tanning rooms without your consent.

There's probably a reason that the crazy eyed woman named April is single in her mid-forties.

by OHYESYESBABY August 21, 2023

April

This person is a hero and loves everyone and everything. Big sweetheart but if you hurt them they'll tell you to die and go to hell.

Person: man! I was contemplating suicide last night and this person helped me through it and they're such a hero.
Person A: wow! They're such an april!

by juniperjune._.notjunk December 30, 2023

April 12th

National stay at home with your pet and drink wine day

"Hey Kate get your dog and some wine, its April 12th!"

by Urban-Dictionary-QUEEN April 11, 2021

April 26

Chernobyl Disaster. People died.

Fred: it's April 26!
Bob: The Chernobyl disaster was a nuclear accident that occurred on 26 April 1986 at the No. 4 reactor in the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant, near the city of Pripyat in the north of the Ukrainian SSR in the Soviet Union

by Baby balls November 21, 2021