Potato

A root vegetable that can chopped, fried, rawly eaten etc.
We store them in refrigerators.
Lucas Pratt is jealous of the potato.
The potato is secretively in love with Lucas Pratt.
But microwave wants to keep them apart.
Only plate is there to comfort potato.
But plate died.
So Potato commited suicide.
RIP potato.

LUCAS PRATT YOU ASSHOLE. YOU MADE POTATO COMMIT YEETUS YEETUS SELF DELEETUS.

by iTsOnLyMe_654 February 23, 2020

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Get the Potatomug.

the potato war

the war encompassing technoblade and i am squid kid and their ultimate battle of potatoes on hypixel skyblock where technoblade outsmarted i am squid kid over 999 trillion times.

"if you wish to defeat me train for another billion years"~ The blade
"'The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.'- Sun Tzu"~ The blade

Random player: omg is he gonna start the potato war?
Technoblade: DID SOMEONE SAY POTATOES?!?!?!

by dailyretard April 23, 2023

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Get the the potato warmug.

stale baked potato

When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.

Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that

by Asianpersuasion1202 May 30, 2023

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Get the stale baked potatomug.

Potato

Potato: a large stone, edible, beige tinted, acne, can be eaten in many ways, irish ☘️, could contain poision- also my god, i praise and bow to the potato, the potato is my hero, my idol, my inspiration, my everything, potato’s will be the last specie to survive climate change- because they are inevitable 👌🏻

Potato-

“ hey girl..”

“ *cough cough * excuse me did you just say - girl- did you just assume my GENDER”

“ I’m so sorry, what do you identify as?”

“ a potato “

by That_artsyweirdo November 6, 2019

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