Potato

A root vegetable that can chopped, fried, rawly eaten etc.
We store them in refrigerators.
Lucas Pratt is jealous of the potato.
The potato is secretively in love with Lucas Pratt.
But microwave wants to keep them apart.
Only plate is there to comfort potato.
But plate died.
So Potato commited suicide.
RIP potato.

LUCAS PRATT YOU ASSHOLE. YOU MADE POTATO COMMIT YEETUS YEETUS SELF DELEETUS.

by iTsOnLyMe_654 February 24, 2020

Lucas

MICROWAVE LOVER.

Person 1: Hey you know that kid who loves microwaves?
Person 2: ...Why were you talking to Lucas?

by iTsOnLyMe_654 February 24, 2020

Lucas

The kid looking over my shoulder as i right this.

Lucas fuck off you're going on uRBAN DICTIONARY NOW

by iTsOnLyMe_654 February 20, 2020

Hamish Lucas Nicholas

3 dudes who sit on my table in English.
One of them is attracted to microwaves.
The other two are microwaves.

Please send help

Philosopher-Hamish: if you jump off the empire state building with a parachute, you’ll be falling for a few minutes. But if you jump off without a parachute, then you’ll be falling for the rest of your life.
Processor-Hannah.exe has stopped working
Observer-Lucas: Hannah’s last brain cells have D I S I N T E G R A T E D.
Thinker-Nicholas: Hannah had brain cells?
Hamish Lucas Nicholas

by iTsOnLyMe_654 February 24, 2020

Lucas Pratt

He's a dude who is currently hooking up with 2 toasters, 1 microwave, 1 refrigerator and (supposedly) Nicholas the toaster.
Also short.
And everyone says brown eyes black hair bUT HE'S GOT BLUE EYES AND BLONDE HAIR LIKE COME ON SERIOUSLY.

Lucas Pratt: T O A S T E R
His friend (me): *rapidly typing on google* WHAT DO I DO WHEN MY FRIEND IS ATTRACTED TO TOASTERS???

by iTsOnLyMe_654 February 24, 2020

Stella

SUPER DOOPER EXTRA NICE GIRL WHO RIDES A SKATEBOARD TO SCHOOL AND CARES A LOT SHE'S AWESOME.

STELLA IS A W E S O M E

by iTsOnLyMe_654 February 24, 2020