G Money

Woman beating Addict w no self esteem n an under active Shlong

Garrett seems cool but he really is just a broke ass G Money

by mynoduespphaha November 4, 2024

Carrot Money

Exactly twenty $20 bills totaling $400.

It took 39 deliveries to get carrot money from my favorite stores.

by istateceo85 November 13, 2024

jewish money

when u got like a fuck ton of money you think you're a zionist cooperation

im taking billions trillions and some millions

Guy: dang im fucking poor
Guy 2: cant relate i got way too much jewish money on me

by werykul November 23, 2024

Twilight Sparkle-Money

Princess Twilight Sparkle, after she married Prince Little Money "L Money" and had her surname hyphenated to "Twilight Sparkle-Money" show him she loves him the most.

Everypony, Please welcome Princess Twilight Sparkle-Money.

by King Of My Little Pony November 25, 2024

neck money

Someone who is really good at sucking dick

Damn she neck money the way she suck it

by TheMothaFukka December 5, 2024

Ass Money Balls

Used to tell someone asking for money or wanting to give money (usually online) to fuck off.

Bot: Hey cutie buy my onlyfans. ;) Limited offer of 80% off for a full month.
You: Bro, ass money balls!

or,
Perv: Hey there, I'm willing to give you a weekly allowance if you give me phone sex and be my online gf.
You: (traumatized) helllllll no ass money balls

by Ray 314329 December 14, 2024

Money

Oh! I almost forgot!

Hym "Money is also more important that women... Temperature... Like, not the climate but like the temperature in your house... Like a cool 68⁰... Carbonated beverages... See, these are all things that are (unlike women) are not wrong and bad... Revenge on society. You see women wouldn't understand this because the patriarchy does more FOR them than it does TO them but they are just full of shit and delusional... Antibiotics... Hair... More important than women... Not having it makes you an actively bad person... Weeding out charlatans and burning them at the stake... Giving Megyn Kelly a belt spanking... That ones on the fence cus she is a Woman but the spanking (in that instance) in more important than women as such... OH! OH! I almost forgot the most important thing! Murdering kids! The closef you can get to birth the better! Hammer. Stabbing. Rocket launcher. The MOST important thing is getting those motherfuckers IN. THE. GROUND. What they need to start doing is putting a blender under the birthing tables. Rev it up while she's giving birth. You won't have to listen to this stupid bitch scream. Ppppllllttt! Shit em out, straight into the blender."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024