Take ten deep breaths underwater 

Its what you say to Neo Nazis, incels and so called gnome hunter's on TikTok, for example:

Dude 1: "Now yuo see" / "aryan classic"
Dude 2: "Take ten deep breaths underwater, you fascist cunt"

Take ten deep breaths underwater by ToyBoy§§ July 5, 2023

Take a shit fart 

A fart that smells so bad it signifies that a person has a shit in the very near term.

Lenny just had a take a shit fart that could peel paint. Tell him to get to the shit house.

Take a shit fart by Kong Dong 69 July 20, 2023

Take your face for a shit 

A more assertive version of “wind your neck in” or “have a word with yourself”

“This albums so over-rated”

“Nah it’s banging mate you need to take your face for a shit”

Take your face for a shit by TheOceanNew July 21, 2023

Take your head for a shit 

When someone has such a bad take on something or a bad attitude

Mate, that's a bullshit statement. Go take your head for a shit

Take your head for a shit by Just me, not him July 21, 2023

Take offence

What you should always try to cause the woke scum to do

Kathleen Stock's pungent common sense on the question of gender ideology caused the woke scum to take offence, which is good because you should always try to cause as much offence as possible to people who think it's ok to castrate children and imprison rapists with women.

Take offence by Old Phardt July 25, 2023

Take a toothpick to it 

Meaning if it is easy and accessible to try and fix your own things, or DIYing a solution before going to (if at all) professional assistance. Typically because the professionals are very expensive or a hassle.

Comes from trying to fix technology and other of the sort with small things that everyone has, such as toothpicks, because getting it professionally fixed is very expensive, and you might as well try.

John: man, my car is really acting up, but I can’t afford to take it in to the shop right now.
Emily: dude, just take a toothpick to it.

Sara: my phone speakers were absolutely trash earlier, but I took a toothpick to them and now they sound fine!

Eric: dammit, I need stitches but the American healthcare system is hell
Aaron: well, you know the drill. Pull up YouTube, we’re just going to have to take a toothpick to it

Take a toothpick to it by Grosh is better then all of us July 25, 2023

Take it to the hoop 

To conceal contraband in one's rectum.

If you get busted with the rock, take it to the hoop in the squad car.

Take it to the hoop by milo the unkempt July 26, 2023