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smoke the meat pipe 

Slang term meaning to "suck dick".
Richard Simmons really likes to smoke the meat pipe.
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pound the meat

To masterbate. Used for males because the 'meat' would be their penis.
Jon: Oh man, can't wait till i get home and pound the meat.
Mike: You definitely need a girl!
pound the meat by BIGL_182 June 21, 2006

bad girl meat 

The pussy.
Coined by Lady Gaga in the song "Teeth".
Take a bite of my bad girl meat, show me your teeth.

man meat 

penis, dick, cock, rod, longfellow, third leg, kickstand, pogo stick
How about I put my man meat in your crotch pot and let it simmer?
man meat by Damazing April 17, 2003

Red Meat 

Highly politicized issues that the American political Right have very strong feelings towards.

This term may possibly have been coined by The Daily Show host, Jon Stewart in an interview on Fox with Christopher Wallace (6/19/2011)

He claimed that the first couple of GOP Presidential debates for the 2012 election cycle were filled with "red meat"
The first 2011 Presidential debate in South Carolina was filled with questions about abortion, gay marriage, typical red meat.
Red Meat by decentralism June 22, 2011

National Beat Your Meat Day 

April 24th is the day where all genders masturbate. You can masturbate all day!
National Beat Your Meat Day Is coming! Im going to bust 87 nuts.