The kissy-faced bandits

Bonnie and Clyde’s, Billy and Stacie’s, this couple will pretend to be you, steal your identity, then switch places with their brother and sister to avoid capture. Like two sets of twins that do nothing but damage to those around them.

Have you heard, the kissy-faced bandits have been to town, protect your sons and daughters against their identity thefting ways. The girl will take your man, and the man will kick him in the face for falling in love with the girl!

by Princecole12 November 27, 2023

got me fucked up in this hoe

When a mf buzzin, saying the most questionable shit that makes you think: "Do I kick it with this nigga on the daily or is he a crackhead, but fuck he right fr."

Person 1: Yo nigga I asked a bitch if it was pink and she said fuck you nigga!
Person 2: Gang you got me fucked up in this hoe, the fuck you doing asking a bitch that?

by Nigga55533 April 17, 2024

your balls are fucked mate

your balls are looking fucked as fuck. they got gangrene and all kinds of nasty shit on them like dried smegma and cum and also john flansburghs facial tattoo thst you got in prison from a crack needle

guest 1 says: "your balls are fucked mate"

guest 2 says: "i activated stiky keys on my keyboard"

guest 3 says: STR

by cockwafer June 13, 2024

You're Fucked.

On a scale from 1-10, you're fucked.

"You are F.U.C.K.E-AND-D, that spells 'FUCKED' if you're too 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱 to read!"

"You are, as they say in Japanese, 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱 from the head down to the knees!"

You're fucked.

by GenZExpert December 27, 2024

Four loko fucked

When you’re absolutely obliterated after drinking a Four Loko. Not just drunk — like blacked out, making bad decisions, texting your ex, thinking you can dance level wasted. It hits way too hard for one can.

Dude I don’t remember a single thing after pregame.”
“Yeah bro, you were Four Loko fucked.”

by Thejoeofthemama June 21, 2025

Sucked and fucked

Getting fucked over THE WORST way imaginable usually in the United States armed forces AKA The green weenie but the suck and fuck is the top tier

Dawg I’m getting sucked and fucked right now bro! My battle buddies got me drunk and the platoon sergeants wife is in my bed and I have room inspections at 0600 and THERES A FUCKING GOAT IN THE ROOM FUCKKK!!!!

by Crayoneater223 July 26, 2025

Tease-Take & Faked (TTF)

Typically American girls lead on a guy at a bar to get him to buy her a drink but have no intention of going home with him.

Tease-Take & Faked (TTF): "This hot girl at the bar tease-take & faked me last night! I bought her 3 drinks and went home alone.

by beeyaa August 2, 2025