Four loko fucked

When you’re absolutely obliterated after drinking a Four Loko. Not just drunk — like blacked out, making bad decisions, texting your ex, thinking you can dance level wasted. It hits way too hard for one can.
Dude I don’t remember a single thing after pregame.”
Yeah bro, you were Four Loko fucked.”
by Thejoeofthemama June 21, 2025
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The beast

A 2007 Jeep commander with a 4.7L V8 engine flex fuel Limited. That somehow works.
We are going to drive the beast today.
by Thejoeofthemama November 05, 2023
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