Definitions by Thejoeofthemama

Four loko fucked 

When you’re absolutely obliterated after drinking a Four Loko. Not just drunk — like blacked out, making bad decisions, texting your ex, thinking you can dance level wasted. It hits way too hard for one can.

Dude I don’t remember a single thing after pregame.”
“Yeah bro, you were Four Loko fucked.”

Four loko fucked by Thejoeofthemama June 21, 2025

The beast 

A 2007 Jeep commander with a 4.7L V8 engine flex fuel Limited. That somehow works.

We are going to drive the beast today.

The beast by Thejoeofthemama November 5, 2023