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Charles Dickens 

One of the greatest authors EVER. The people who call him boring are shallow losers who have no lives or insight.
I just read a book by Charles Dickens!
Charles Dickens by dickensfreak February 18, 2011

Ray Charles-ing 

-Verb
A sex act; where in which after preforming fellatio the female will spit the semen at the males eyes and scream "GEORGIA ON MY MIND!" while punching him in the shin (given he has one).
"Oh girl he may be into super soaking ho's...but tonight I'll be Ray Charles-ing that half-breed."
Ray Charles-ing by m. marrara April 4, 2008

James Charles 

James Charles: HIIIIII SISTERS!!!!!!
Adoring inferior sisters: OMG ITS QUEEN JAMES

Charleston Chocolate Banana 

When a guy shits on your dick, you freeze it and enjoy.
"Oh shit, I set the freezer too low and now what would have been a nice Charleston Chocolate Banana, has turned into a Alaskan Cold Front"

Cape Charles 

A self defined ghost town, with a population that barely cracks a thousand, in this town your either old and rich or black and poor. Good luck trying to find a girl in this town that's worth anything because, if shes smart she already left before you got there. The town's economy hang's on for dear life from three things fisherman, a golf course that tries to be fancy, and tourism (god only knows who would want to go there). With the outstanding variety of things to do, like go to Food Lion and McDonald's or Fish there's no limit to the amount of boredom you can experience.
John: Dude I just found out I'm moving, thank god.
Mark: That's great man, your finally getting out of Cape Charles .

Charleston chew 

a long chocolate bar, probably the longest one you can buy
"And I'm still loco enough
To choke you to death wit a Charleston chew"- Dr. Dre- forgot about dre