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internet pants

pants that exist only in cyberspace.
Person 1: so I was having cybersex last night with hotchick69

Person 2: are you telling me you're so out of it that it means something to you that you got down hotchick69's internet pants? You know that online isn't real right?
by ConcepcionImmaculada September 22, 2010
mugGet the internet pantsmug.

POOPY PANTS

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poopy pants eats ant and like granting wishes he is an scrant
by ello mother fucka May 5, 2021
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whore-pants

pants that expose the genitalia in a not-sneaky manner, not the same thing as chaps
Michael James was wearing whore-pants yesterday, I teased him.
by Slut McGee May 19, 2006
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Cunty Pants

Originally used as an insult, it has now become a positive compliment.

It is similar to Ants in the Pants but in a positive way meant to describe someone who is exceedingly amazing.

Usually, this compliment is given out by members of the queer community
1. She's so cunty pants omg
2. omg she's so awesome, she's so cunty pants, I want her to be on my cunty pants committee
by cunty pants get head 6969 April 27, 2024
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Jiselle poopy pants

this is an extraterrestrial urban legend about a gorilla that likes to throw its poop at other people.

People say no one has survived after seeing this creature
"Don't ever make fun of Jiselle poopy pants or else you will feel her wrath."
by sahirahbro July 30, 2025
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pants schnoz

1. A humanoid growth that pretrudes profusely within the pants.
2. Evidence of over-excitement in a man's pants.
Every time Sam sees a hot girl he has to work to hide his pants schnoz.
Angi was frustrated and looked back to Sam as she asked, "Why must you get a pants schnoz every time we spoon?"
by loffdawg November 5, 2013
mugGet the pants schnozmug.

Waterproof pants

The type of pants recommended for a bunch of guys who party hard, drink a lot and may hit a pool party or lagoon style jam. It’ll be used to keep their junk from impregnating other girls by mistake, hence the waterproof necessity. Also good for rain.
Yo, these waterproof pants saved me from child support nuff times still.
by Pete442 June 11, 2018
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