by septic gow wank February 8, 2008
Get the blown ma beansmug. A game played by tossing a bean bag across the room at an opponent attempting to hit them in the face with it. Hitting the opponent between the eyes acts as a multiplier. Each person takes a turn and throws three (3) bean bags. When both players take one turn results in one (1) round. After round three(3) the points are added up and the loser has to stand w/legs agap as the winner takes all six (6) bags and hurls them at the losers "Bean Bag".
Points
Chin = 10
Cheeks =5
Nose= 25
Forehead =15
Between the eyes = x2
In the eyes =no points and ends turn for that person
Points
Chin = 10
Cheeks =5
Nose= 25
Forehead =15
Between the eyes = x2
In the eyes =no points and ends turn for that person
by kirby floyd April 21, 2014
Get the Mexican Bean Bag Tossmug. Either bringing bad luck upon yourself or others by mentioning how well things are going.
Brought to public attention during the 1980s in Australia by motor racing legend Dick Johnson who asked commentators not to place the curse on him by mentioning how well he was going in a race.
Brought to public attention during the 1980s in Australia by motor racing legend Dick Johnson who asked commentators not to place the curse on him by mentioning how well he was going in a race.
Commentator: Dick, everything is going well for you in the race today.
Dick: Don't you place the curse of the black jelly bean upon me!
Dick: Don't you place the curse of the black jelly bean upon me!
by southcoastreg February 15, 2012
Get the curse of the black jelly beanmug. the cultivation of revolting beans during the famous "Bean Uprising" of 3044 by half humans, half robots. Eventually the cyborgs joined the beans, striking for wages, food, and comfortable beds.
Man, those syborg human bean revolutions have really got me down. I think that we should revolt against them for a change.
by liz December 31, 2003
Get the cyborg human bean revolutionmug. This involves finding a haus and hog tying the broad. Then kicking her in the left nipple twice while copping a feel on the right. Then you take ur right hand and twack her in the twat with a horny enraged chinese man like motion..
Benit: Hey jew did you see that fat broad at the chinese buffet line eating cheese curds?
Frits: Oh you mean the one that had a cheese gut with a lot of protuberance?
Jemmy: Ya actually Jack Black Cock ended up Chinese Bean Flicking her...
Frits: Oh you mean the one that had a cheese gut with a lot of protuberance?
Jemmy: Ya actually Jack Black Cock ended up Chinese Bean Flicking her...
by Katie Hauszell February 22, 2010
Get the Chinese Bean Flickmug. by sofii3--x January 17, 2008
Get the skeen skeen jelly beanmug. A sexual surprise. As your partner starts moving towards performing a blow job quickly move up and forward, there by slapping your partner in the eyes with your testicles.
Guy1 " Did you let that hoe blow you at the party the party last night?"
Guy2" She started to but I changed my mind last second so instead I gave her the ol' Kansas City Bean Bag instead."
Guy2" She started to but I changed my mind last second so instead I gave her the ol' Kansas City Bean Bag instead."
by Kc-Chris October 29, 2015
Get the Kansas City Bean Bagmug.