6 definitions by Katie Hauszell

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A sneaky little slut, who enjoys murfing people's seats and hausing frits in her spare time. A haustine is a big fan of doing the Haustice at the bar...
Jemmy: Did you see that sneaky little slut who was hitting on Frits boyfriend.

Benit: Ya she was definetly a haustine...
by Katie Hauszell February 10, 2010
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The best insult you can give someone. The worst insult you can recieve.. A snow chicken is a cross between a haus, a murf, and a leverty.
Benit: Did you see how gay Derick was acting last night after he stopped watching gay dumpster porn and crying in his room?

Jemmy: Ya he's one of the biggest snow chicken's I have ever seen
by Katie Hauszell February 09, 2010
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One who prefers anal because they skip the bush... AKA a backdoor bandit.. The only eating a Bush Jumping Jack Rabbit does is the anus....
Benit: Hey haus jew did you see that move that Teddy Cheese Farts pulled on Frits last night?

Den: Yeah He skipped her huge bush and went right for the anus..

Jemmy: NO WAY! He really pulled off the Bush Jumping Jack Rabbit...
by Katie Hauszell February 12, 2010
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Penis Fart
Levergay can peef louder than anyone
by Katie Hauszell April 09, 2010
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This involves finding a haus and hog tying the broad. Then kicking her in the left nipple twice while copping a feel on the right. Then you take ur right hand and twack her in the twat with a horny enraged chinese man like motion..
Benit: Hey jew did you see that fat broad at the chinese buffet line eating cheese curds?

Frits: Oh you mean the one that had a cheese gut with a lot of protuberance?

Jemmy: Ya actually Jack Black Cock ended up Chinese Bean Flicking her...
by Katie Hauszell February 22, 2010
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A highly Unattractive male who has lots of chest hair AKA hamburger meat. He drives a shitty beat up stick shift car and his room resmebles that of a 12 year old boys, with his fish tank and jr size mattress. A Dusty is into one night stands and picks up young unsuspecting broads with his unique and seductive pick up lines...
Dusty: Hey I can get you a job at Texas Roadhouse

Catie (unsupecting broad): How far is your house from here?
by Katie Hauszell February 22, 2010
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