Beach Monkey 

When someone is being dumb or annoying.

That beach monkey deleted my post!

It’s okay, just beach monkey antics.

Beach Monkey by graylover333 May 23, 2022

favela monkey

A derogatory term for Brazilians living in slums

@Gaules so many brazil favela monkeys

favela monkey by okmnjiuhbvgytfcxdr July 15, 2022

goofy monkey 

a monkey that is goofy.

kim jong-un is a goofy monkey🙈

goofy monkey by booty_mcanus_3001 December 10, 2022

mama monkey syndrome 

The act of picking pimples on other people like a mama monkey picking bugs off their babies.

why must you pick my pimples like a mama monkey? you have mama monkey syndrome.

mama monkey syndrome by expedition18 January 20, 2023

wet the monkey 

a phrase used when other euphemisms just won't do.

I suggest you don't wet the monkey when your mother's in the room.

That movie tried too hard to wet the monkey; it just looked painful.

wet the monkey by Bishopk March 4, 2009

Bad News Freedom Monkey

(n) An individual willing to attempt any feat of valor and endurance no matter the price and/or consequence. (adj) One of risk-full recklessness. Crazy off the chains, buck wild out the zoo. (v) To act without fear and/or regard for rationale.

(n) I'm going to get my 'Bad News Freedom Monkey' on and run with the bulls. (adj) Man, you're crazy. Why you gotta be so bad news freedom monkey all the time? I can't hang out with you anymore. (v) I'm about to ascend this face then bad news freedom monkey out of bounds down the backside.

Bad News Freedom Monkey by MReilly July 19, 2011

chocolate banana monkey 

A chocolate banana monkey is when you're getting it in the ass and you have to shit. A little bit comes out on your guys dick, creating the chocolate banana and he goes screaming like a monkey.

I was a chocolate banana monkey last night.

chocolate banana monkey by Crushed red peppers October 31, 2015