The real Chris Gray 

Laid back Schizophrenic dudes who are the fountain of all wisdom to their friends, and a source of frustration to their enemies because they just don't care. Available for contracts, problems solved, dragons slain, roof slates replaced, krakens turned to stone, moons jumped over, donkeys made to walk backwards. No job too big or small, as long as you don't mind it not getting done.

Write what you like about The real Chris Gray spoonheads no-one cares, unless you have a complaint about our service, in which case only you care, but one is better than none.

The real Chris Gray by The Big G June 21, 2004

mc chris 

MC Chris is one the greatest white rappers ever. He sings such songs as 'The Tussin' and 'Fette's Vette'. His website is mcchris.com. He also helps on such adult swim shows as Seabab 2021 and Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

MC Chris is the best white rapper ever.

mc chris by Taylor March 5, 2005

Dirty Chris Hanson 

Surprise buttfucking a pedophile

I performed the dirty Chris Hanson on my brothers science teacher last night

Dirty Chris Hanson by ThottieWiddaBoddie May 18, 2020

Merry Chris 

Merry Chris, is a beautiful and funny girl. Though she might be an introvert but that doesn't stop her from caring on people she loves. Even though she has trouble of expressing her feelings, she tries her best to show how she express in her own ways.

Merry Chris is from the word MERRY CHRISTMAS.

Merry Chris by merry chris November 23, 2021

The Chris D'Elia Defense

When you try to defend yourself against something you proabably did by saying "I know it looks bad".

When accused of sexual harassment and sexual assualt, comedian Chris D'Elia acknowledged the evidence against him saying, "First of all, I do know how it looks with all the stuff that's been said and the emails that have been put out there and what the media has been trying to say and I know it looks bad."

Chris' girlfriend accused him of cheating after seeing exchanged pictures on his phone yesterday. But Chris pleaded The Chris D'Elia Defense, saying "I know it looks bad".

The Chris D'Elia Defense by austinpowersyellowteeth January 25, 2022

lena and chris 

THE FUCKING SHIT! The sexiest couple of life. They are so perfect together and they bring out the best in each other. It can't get any better than Chris and Lena. Crazy but amazing at the same time. Also they are super smart and a bit kinky. They will be together forever and ever :)

Damn they are hot af they must be Lena and Chris

lena and chris by Opxrs October 9, 2016

Pulling a Chris and a Chester 

the term used when denoting a situation when two close people kill themselves, both in resemblance to the other, usually in a span of two months. Moreover the latter might do it on the former's birthday.

Girl 1: You remember Jane and Jack from sophomore days? They killed themselves last year. I just heard about it!
Girl 2: Oh my, weren't they dating?
Girl 1: Yes! They were successful in totally pulling a Chris and a Chester!
Girl 2: Rip!

Pulling a Chris and a Chester by Mriganka Midas July 23, 2017