slow your roll

1. Slow Down. Be Calm.
2. Slow down your game. Stop coming on so strong to a female.

1. "Slow your roll homie, I'm tryin' to relax up in this mutha."
2. "You'd better slow your roll junior player, you'll just get shutdown down out going like that."

by Diego August 20, 2003

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monkey on your back

To have some very burdensome nuisance you have to put up with--in a sense wider than just a drug or other addiction.

"That huge credit card payment is a real monkey on his back." "Trying to sell that white elephant must be a monkey on your back."

by Guthlac A February 10, 2010

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Bond Your Boys

The act of applying a drying substance to the scrotum and taint (grundle) in order to prevent unnecessary moisture.

If you don't bond your boys, you'll get bat wings.

by Chet Boxby November 5, 2006

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Off Your Meds

adj.
1. Crazy. Exhibiting bizarre behavior.
2. Making merit-less arguments or defending ridiculous positions.
* Note: center pronoun is easily substituted.

R: When Stephanie & I get married, we've decided that our relationship will be based on equality of influence and mutual respect.
S: . . . are you off your meds?! Your opinion will mean nothing, you will be utterly powerless. Get used to it.

by tagz October 22, 2008

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what's your IP?

Noun Phrase:

1. Computer Technical: What is your Internet Protocol Number? Internet Protocol is the standard that describes how data is sent across networks and one of the Internet’s most important elements.

2. Slang: A question to where a person is at that moment either geographically or in an abstract sense.

1.
Q: "what's your IP?"
A: "192.168.0.1"

2.
Q: "what's your IP dude?"
A: "i just stabbed my girlfriend, i'm real messed up."

by ProfessorPhantasy April 9, 2004

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