Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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I went to the doctor because my nards were sore and the SOB checked my oil.
by t June 29, 2004
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When someone pisses you off enough that you threaten to stick something, like your foot, up their ass.
Dude, if you don't stop that shit, I'm going to check your oil.
by Oz in the ATL June 23, 2007
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When you run your finger across your bunghole in order to be certain that you wiped good enough.
I checked my oil and now I know how those stains got in my underwear.
by Bevis October 08, 2004
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