bodagget

Little pieces of crustified shit that dry on the tips of anal shrubery

The next day I was washing my butt crack and notices I had bodaggets stuck to my ass hair.

by Caesar May 16, 2003

jock-oxygen

The air you breath when a baseball player takes his sweaty jock and cup, and straps the shit on your face.

Last night when he was sleeping, I gave the bitch jock-oxygen!

by Caesar July 07, 2004

school

A place where where you pay them to teach you even though you have no choice.

Joe: Hooked up fonics really phucked me up!

by Caesar January 15, 2005

lay pipe

To have sex or bone.

I really have to lay some pipe!

by caesar December 09, 2003

scrofa

A wild sexual encounter that lasts for over a hour. Down and dirty sex....

After a night of dancing the couple went home and scrofa'd until the wee hours of the morning.

by Caesar August 01, 2003

check your oil

ramming your fingers up someone's ass

Hey, let's go check his oil!

by caesar December 09, 2003

shcool

a mispelling of school, you idiot

i go to school, but have never been to shcool

by Caesar May 13, 2005